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AND FINALLY, HERE WE GO
Blues, SUNs, Bloods, Lions, WCE, Giants, Crows, Freo and Hawks. Yes, both the SUNs and Giants will get up!



HAS TO BE SAID
How dopey can Collingwood players get?


NEW LOOK JUMPERS (see image slider above)
Congratulations to those who made the list and get to don the 2015 jumper featuring our major sponsors JUPITERS and ULTIMATE TOOLS. Hopefully all those who received them at the Jumper Presentation at Alto's will be players.
Leadership Groups:
Seniors: Matt Dillion, Jazz Pantic, Josh Searl (vc), Adam McConnochie (dvc), Taylor Haley (vc) and Nick Scott (capt)
Colts: Jack Mitchell (capt), Bailey Wallace (vc) and Rhys Edwards (vc)


POLES
Will Mayor Tate lease 49% of our poles? Hope not, we just had 'em installed. Besides that would turn the scoring end into Gaelic Rules.


MARKET
EARTH MARKET at ROBINA
is supplying all our training night fruit. This is a consierable contribution  and much appreciated. See 'Our Sponosrs Page' for details Your patronage scratches their back..


LAUNDRY
Those of you who operate washing machines and have sporting inclined children may appreciate that ROBINA LAUNDROMAT does our jumpers - picked up and dropped off in jumper numerical order - for $15/set/week. Worth a thought if you want some washing done?


DRAFT
Each season the QLD NEAFL club lists are subject to a draft which ties players to QAFL clubs for possible selection if they are not selected for their substantive club. Ten Southport players, including 6 formerly listed Broadbeach players, have been 'drafted' to Broady. It is also possible, under the present regime, that these players are harvested by the SUNs NEAFL side as top-ups. We shall see what we shall see.


2016 TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY of 1996 TRIPLE PREMIERSHIP
It will unfold, and if you were there we want you and any photos, articles, 'n stories. Unpack the boxes and send stuff to us.


2015 QAFL and Colts Games

Seniors and Reserves Fixture 2015
Click here for full season games.

Summary
Home and away split - 9/9
3 Home Sunday Games, 1 Away Sunday Game
Start time and quarter duration for the TWOs is 11.30am and 25min flat (Makes it easier for Ray)
ONEs start time 2pm. Timekeepers to ajudicate 20min plus time on

We were supplied the SUNs and Southport fixtures also???? Click here


Colts Fixture 2015
Click here for pdf file which lists aligned Colts and Seniors games

Form Guide

CAPITOL DRIVE 2015
Date Meet Result Prizemoney
($)
Per Share
($)
       28 Feb                   Albion Park                    6th                     50              .50     
14 Mar Albion Park 9th 50 .50
21 Mar Albion Park 6th 50 .50
27 Mar Albion Park 9th

Stable mate and partner in crime got up - time for a shareholders meeting?


Click here to view our ownership of Capitol Drive. Please note Septic x Kiwi pedigree, like crossing Uncle Sam with a Fruit Loop

A CLEAN SHEET
We have now taken over ownership of the horse and he is running this Saturday night at Albion Park Race 9 number 5. Click  here for the link to the field.
Trent Moffatt, who rode him to his last win three weeks ago, is back on board so let’s hope he can bring home the bacon for us.
The trainer's take on the race is as follows:
He was a bit tardy away last week but has had another event free week in training and his work has been good. With a clean getaway he should race well. But off the 10m handicap, each way is the way to go.
For those who like the multiples:
 5 6 9
5 6 9 10
5 6 8 9 10
5 6 8 9 110
 
Giddy Up


       

From Near and Far

Forget Jo, the World’s Best Club Treasurer is: Big Al, Richmond Thug
When he’s not in the Urban Groove, one way or the other, Al is most likely found in the club bar or rooms contemplating his financial navel. While we are not yet out of our debt & deficit cycle, we can thank Al & Co. for stopping the leaks, establishing a safe and secure home ground, wiping the carbon off the BBQ, and restructuring the revenue and budget such that our trajectory as illustrated in the QAFL IGR suggests a properous position in the near term.  But we are ahead of ourselves.
Al spent his childhood growing vertically in Bloods territory opposite the Lake Oval and GP track in Melbourne.  He received his early grounding in treasuring at Middle Park Primary school and thuggery at South Melbourne Tech years 7 - 10.  

Commenced his junior footy career at South Melbourne Districts under12's as a finishing school for thuggery and finished at under 16's.  He graduated in tertiary thuggery at the Lake Oval learning and watching the VFL Army Reserve Cup every Sunday afternoon. Besides bullying the Sth Districts auskickers during break time kick-to-kick, Al became embroiled in one of football’s dastardly moments. In 1985 the Collingwood forward, John Bourke, exploded in a fit of rage, kicking a South player, tripping the umpire, and then jumping the fence to take on a spectator! (“The boy’s gone mad- they’ve got to take him off” was a line from commentator Ray ‘Slug’ Jordan that has become etched in the memory of many). That spectator was our Big Al who gave Bourke the Bird and then ran like hell all the way to Beaumauris, where he continued playing footy in the VAFA at the first of his Sharks’ clubs.
PS The upshot of Mr. Bourke’s moment of madness was the VFL/AFL’s longest suspension ever, of ten years and eight games!
Must have done reasonably well in the Beaumauris under 18's in 1985 as he was selected for Vic Metro boys team that year and also played in a reserve grade premiership beating undefeated Noble Park. In 1986 Al made the move to Tigerland and played in the U/19s, winning the club goal kicking and picking up 3rd in the B&F. We believe he was known as the Tiger’s Warwick Capper. Some skullduggery led to him back to the VAFA and Hampton Rovers in 1987 – couldn’t have been for money – when he slippered 5 wearing the Big White V of the VAFA in a winning side against the Croweaters at the ’88 VAFA national carnival.
As a player of breeding and loyalty, Al went back to the Beaumaris Sharks for a few years, where he met the best player he has ever seen, his wife Sara, before moving to the Goldie and playing for the ‘dark side’ Sharks in 1994 & 1995 under Mark Browning. In ’96 despite the protestations of dyed-in-the-wool Cats supporters he was lured to the Cattery by Jason Cotter. Al played alongside skipper Doc Andrews in the 1996 senior premiership (we won the triple that year: Ones, Magoos and Colts) and was awarded player of the final series (as voted by Harness Racing Stewards ). In a rare display of club love, Al played the 1997 & 1998 seasons in a Cats jumper but showed his real form when he returned to Melbourne in ’99 to play for Spotswood in the FDL as assistant coach and vice captain. He had a break from footy until he landed at Labrador in ’03 as assistant coach at Labrador and pulled the boots back on half way through the year and played seniors (big mistake, got hammered). Became involved with Broadbeach Old Boys in ’05 and finished up in ’08 with an intervening flag in 2006. The Bromance continued as a non-player in an assistant coach role with the seniors under Dennis Knight in 2007 and helped out on the board in 2008. Coached the U/19s in 2010 – ’11 and assisted Matt Angus with the seniors in 2012. Zilch success at the coaching caper prompted him to take up administration as Treasurer 2013 – forever.
Somewhere along the way, Sara and Al had two beautiful kids, Duke & Sunny (named after footballing opponents he met at the tribunal), and adopted ‘Indi’ the dog (Sara’s work, Al wanted ‘Tiger’). Been in and out of the Telecommunications industry for 18 years with the motto “Why use one word when you can use ten.” Currently runs his own business Call Central Communications.
Biggest regrets: leaving Richmond and not taking footy seriously, never really knowing out how good he could have been; advising umpires; becoming mates with Tribunal stewards; and becoming associated with Collingwood – “no one linked to Collingwood has ever been chosen” (Guru Bob)
Goal: Can't wait to see the boys lift that cup and finally bury the blokes




Tim the Tassie Tiger Blue
Well born and bred in Tassie (it seems that is a criterion for BBFC coaches) until he adopted the Blues or shifted to Qld, take your pick.
Tim arrived in the tropics at age 13 and developed his Tassie talent as a footballer/gorilla at Wilston Grange until he realised  his stomach was bigger than his eyes and he required regular bromide intake. So our Tim joined the army to become a chef. (This is a popular theme among our ranks with Dozer and Robbie Mathews both ex-chefs who live by the maxim: never eat more than you can lift) We think all are still eating leftovers from an original unknown meal prepared in the mid eighties.This career move entailed a shift to Townsville where he pulled on the boots for the Army team in a league that was the second to be established in Qld outside SE Queensland. We think that’s Tim in the Collingwood strip behind Sgt. Rene Kink, or could it be he is the officer in the foreground who clearly enjoys laying into the team with his swagger stick?


Pioneer footy was Tim’s purpose in life, so when he was posted to North Head Sydney he saddled up for the Manly Warringah wolves which was the only AFL club on the north shore. Crowds took the ferry from Circular Quay. And they arrived in droves in 1985 to see our lad play a starring role in the premiership win over Uni NSW.  He claims that set the genesis for their 2014 premiership

 

 

Somewhere, somehow he met Kris, a north shore rugby lass whom he eventually married after proposing at a footy club luncheon. Admittedly Kris doesn’t look that all that interested – Tim wasn’t up to the deed at close range - but he promised her a great dessert. He got around to that in 2009? when he booked Hamilton Island for their anniversary – it was promptly cancelled due to cyclonic weather.

 

 

The couple made the move to the GC in 1989 where Tim ignited a passion for coaching that remains today.  He started at the Burleigh Bomber U/17s when he and Kris found time in between entrée and the main to increase their number by one in ‘90. Thank goodness for that, SOS Josh is already a legend at Broady! Another more beautiful creation, Rachel, arrived in ’94

Tim’s misguided attachment to the Blues was the background to their collie being named Jezza. It is to Jezza we owe a debt of gratitude - very difficult to write that - given that it was his frustration with Josh tackling him that was responsible for Josh registering at Broady Auskick. Jezza, you beauty!

He transferred his coaching efforts to Broady where he very nearly pulled off the threepeat with the U/16s in 1999 – 2001. Unfortunately we dipped out to Labrador in extra time in ’01. Today’s supporters may be able to recall Mark Harris, Sam Walters, Adam Hall, Sam Edwards and Regan Sheehan (who has returned to the club as part of the senior coaching panel in 2015) as club stalwarts who learned their trade under Tim. (He may also have been the coach who benched Mark Harris after he kicked his 26th?? Ask Peter Harris)

Tim has “worked” for AFL Queensland for over 10 years and has been involved in the GC Stingrays program for 13. His vast footy knowledge and inspiring addresses saw him take the magoos to the finals in 2014 with an 11 and 7 ratio, and coincidentally, pick up last place in the 2014 tipping competition.  But like all great chefs, the best is yet to come.

 

A Bit About BA
Brett "Doc"(?) Andrews (pictured left with Cooly Cup), our Assistant Coach, doesn’t quite appear in Queensland’s richest 100 yet, but Group 1 Building is heading that way. So much so that Brett can now devote more time to ensuring Pedro is on the ball.
BA emerged as a football talent at one of Victoria’s hotbeds of junior development. St Peters Bentleigh has been a constant source of recruitment for the AFL, VFL, VFA and senior leagues in metropolitan Melbourne and country Victoria.  The Hammers, or Sandringham, then competing in the VFA saw enough in Brett to pick him up as a junior in 1987. We’re talking the halcyon days of the VFA with the likes of Terry Wheeler, Barry Round, Gary Brice and Phil Maylin  strutting their stuff. BA accrued 20 goals while clocking a total of 65 games across the seniors, reserves and juniors.  We’re guessing over 4 – 5 seasons which means he floated up this way maybe directly, or not, as he won't tell us.
Whatever, after a season at Morningside he landed at the Cattery in 1995, and according to the only archive we can find played 3 seasons. Extrapolating from the only statistic available (20 games in 1997), we estimate he knocked up about 60 games in all, and played in 3 consecutive final series.  Highly regarded, Brett was skipper in 1995 and appointed co-captain in ’96 – ’97 (under Jason Cotter – was he before his time?), during which time he led the club to successive third, premiers (triple premiership year), and fourth places.
Among his highlights was playing in the local bloodbath against the Demons in ’95; kicking a couple (Al Lawson got one) in a 16 goal first quarter against Robina, final round ‘96 to finish 15 and 3 to Labrador’s 16 and 2; kicked one sausage roll, as did Al Lawson, and named in the best, as was Al, in the premiership win 12 16 to Labrador’s 5  14 (thereby reversing the ladder finish order for ’96.); led the side with players such as Dean Howard in ’97 who picked up the B&F and subsequently was drafted by the Crows. In summary, provided by the Chairman of Selectors in the premiership year “…he is a natural born leader and had great potential as a coach…
BA had a break for a couple of years and despite the best efforts of some to keep him at the Cattery he took the Captain Coach role at Cooly 2000 – 02, taking the club to second in 2000, winning the B&F and representative selection in that year, then winning the ultimate in ’01, and finally another runner-up in '02.
We are fortunate to have the benefit of BA’s presence in his wiser years.

Supporter of the Moment: Brendan Howard


Meet Brendan Howard, Life Member, Lions supporter (wears #15 on his jumper), husband of Janina, and father to Lauren and Thomas, although Janina might argue that relationship during the footy season.
In between studying, travelling, teaching, enduring serious medical problems and an apprenticeship in Gold Coast thinking, Brendan has made the Broadbeach Cats his life’s odyssey. He is a keen blogger on the game (Footy Forum) and a sometime tipster of insight, particularly when the bookies are out and about.
Defying his physical condition, and the odds, he played Broady juniors 1987-1994 including an U13 flag in 1990. He did not report what position he played but we suspect he alternated as an outside half forward/back on the flank in the style of a Brad Hardie. Not content with on-field roles, Brendan added scoreboard attendant (home games) and water carrier (away games – never spilt a drop) to his CV for the period 1990-1995.
Sober habits mean he can recall both Cats premiership wins in 1987 and 1996. And according to his annual pre-Christmas best side selection (which he will not release for fear of offending Mitch Brewer), is ready to watch the next one in 2015!
Janina fondly remembers Sunday 2 May 2004 – the day after their wedding and scheduled honeymoon departure – when Brendan watched the Cats defeat a strong Lions reserves outfit while wearing his wedding outfit and footy tackle. Janina was amused at another event.
In adult life he continued to serve the Footy, Cricket (dabbled as a player for 10 years) and Licensed clubs as a Board member and Treasurer for several years, including founding wheelbarrow runs to collect $$$$ for raffle ticket sales. Generally sighted at work bees wielding a paint brush – under supervision – he has been seen as far away as Canberra cheering on the team (without Janina).
Has since been AFL trained as a timekeeper to ensure he gets home on time on training nights to BBQ the family evening meals. Want to know the INs and OUTs, ask Brendan.
On the social front he has been to at least 8 Annual Balls (with Janina) and 6 golf days (without Janina). IOC member 2014.
Brendan was deservedly elevated to Life Member status in 2012 despite participating in cultural terrorist activities related to Soccer and more recently S*******t .








Mischief
Who would drive from Broady to Taree for 7 and a half hours, stop for 25 minutes and drive back for 8 hours?
Clue 1: Married to David Jones
Clue 2: Does everything but sleep at the club

Rumour file confirmation or otherwise (inspired by B Wilko)

Geelong and Gippsland may soon be 1 less footballer. Broady is their destination. FACT, heard from the horse's cousin's mouth.

Fraser, Lappin and Davenport to don the blue and white hoops? UNKNOWN AT THIS STAGE, but apparently they're interesting in kicking the air conveyance around a park, any park, H&A park? Who knows? Maybe Contract Manager Smithy?  Ask him or hack the QAFL dbase for recent registrations? RECENTLY proved FALSE. Fieldsy and his checkbook have been busy is the word.

Rhino Dienjes has been training his arse off plus boxing and using isogenics to get below the 100 kegs. Watch out QAFL sides. FACT, ask Aaaron Rolfe

Essendon doubtful starter for AFL preseason competition with players facing doping charges provisionally suspended: FACT as reported on Twitter by ABC Grandstand and they're always on the ball?? Thing is, if they are subsequently found guilty, any suspension period will commence as of their last game (currently 2014)

Mitchy Brewer's knee: FACT  It bends, therefore is

Post Christmas Training has started. FACT, you can read it on the EVENTS CALENDAR

Hales and Sarah, or more correctly, Sarah and Hales, have given birth 5th Jan to Knox Theodore Haley. Confirmed 8th January FACT when hacking Dave Moran's phone. Congratulations and welcome to the youngest Auskicker at Broady.

Pedro is younger than Tim Searl father of porn star Josh. We contacted Ancestory.com and their experts, who after some difficulty,  were able to track the Searl and Peterd lines. Whilst Pedro would like us to think he is younger is in fact UNTRUE. Pedro is 103 and Tim has just attained his majority.

R-Pants is back. Cannot confirm at this stage. The 2013 B&F winner was treated shabbily by selectors at Port Melbourne and has returned home to Qld. Here's hoping brotherly love has an effect. Classy player and will influence games in clutch situations.

Santa Claus came Christmas Eve: FACT, my grand daughter says so!

2011 -14 captain Matt Fife and Darrin Stewart, both 100+ senior gamers have relocated to Melbourne clubs.
Fifey has signed with the same club as ex-Cat Mike Cooke. No job yet but if the scuttlebut is correct, the contract is sweetner. TRUE, confirmed over a Christmas beer with ex-Cat Bulldog Denne. Fifey has not left the coast yet so if you see him, wish him well.
Stewie will be lining up with Norwood (Ringwood area) coached by ex-Cat coach in Stewie's first season at Broady, Dennis Knight. Club has arranged employment as a sparkie and will pay through the nose for his on field presence: TRUE, as related by Howie AKA 11.59 AKA Statistics over a turkey dinner at the club.

Ray Johnson is the oldest ever life member awardee in the QAFL: Five minutes exhaustive research has failed to establish truth but at 85 or thereabouts he deserves the title. Joy on the other hand does not appreciate being married to the oldest ever Life Member!   Life members together for life?        

Mitch Brewer has departed Southport and heading home to Broady:  Mitchy IS back! Confirmed by Tony email from PNG late November 2014.

Gary Fox has also departed our friends at Magpieland: Foxy IS back! Confirmed by Pedro over a beer at the club early Dec 2014.

Rory Walton is living in Byron and has applied to become a Firery at Ballina with time off on weekends to play at the Cattery???:  Yet to be confirmed or otherwise.